Archives for category: Headlines

The Statesman Journal has the most interesting business section.

Inside Business: Internet offers many distractions at work

No man, it totally doesn’t….

The Church of Scientology of Portland says old digs don’t work, buys bigger digs downtown

digs digs digs

Three fourths of an inch of rainfall breaks record, tree

The rain had tapered to showers by Wednesday afternoon, but not before it caused a big problem at a north Corvallis house: An oak tree at Kate Field’s house at 2777 N.W. Rolling Green Drive uprooted and fell across the attached garage. Field was at her job at Oregon State University when the tree fell a little after noon. Her son, Mick Giovannoni, 18, was home at the time and heard a “tremendously loud” noise and called her at work.

He said, ‘Mom, I think you better come home,’” she said.

Also: it’s not raining today! Huzzah! But it will tomorrow, I bet. Stupid tomorrow.

Salem man faces abuse charges after dog kills bunny

A dog kills a bunny in a park: that’s no reason for arrest.

But this asshole ORDERED his dog to TORTURE a bunny IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF YOUNG GIRLS and then MOCKED THEM.

That’s gross.

This post isn’t funny, sorry guys.

Hey lady! Watch out for the hose

It’s just a letter. But I really love that this was a print headline.

‘Deadliest Catch’ star faces a new reality: prison

Get it? Guys? Do you get it?

Mystery man refuses to reveal identity

This man is going to be really difficult to identify if we don’t know who he is. Because it’s a mystery!